Grrr and Yay!!!

Ok folks, lets start with the Grr....  (This is my forewarning that the following may sound crazy and only I or other losers like myself will really get it!)  So the new trailer for the new Star Trek movie finally came out!  And I'm a little outraged by it!  It doesn't show much, but it shows like a galaxy traveling, alien bashing action flick.  Ok, thank you JJ Abrams for trying to bring the genre back, but it's like he mashed it up in the process. 

First of all, the first scene of the trailer, they have a young kirk driving a car off a cliff trying to be a bad ass punk.  Really?  Really?!?!  James Kirk, a punk?  That's like saying Edgar Allen Poe wrote porn!  At least Abrams had the smarts not to fuck with the Enterprise.  Though it's not the same as the original, it's still has the Constitution Class resemblance of the large saucer section, warp nacelles and star drive section!  Look at it... it looks almost too cool...  

They kept the uniforms the same, but that's not saying much!  I guess he is trying to bring a bigger audience to Star Trek, which I understand.  He at least has all the original characters in there, but for us Trekkers that have loved the show for years, it's like messing with history.  I will have to watch the movie (coming out May 8 of 2009) to have my full opinion on it...

Now for the Yay!!  So randomly at work today, Jenilee called me and told me she had an extra ticket for Legally Blond the Musical in Cleveland and asked if I wanted to go.  So I left work early and went and LOVED it!  It was such a fun show.  It is like a modern Hairspray!  So that made me happy and made me forget about the Star Trek debacle for a little while...

Now I am off to bed... 

I can't breath dammit!

So this is like day 7 of my cold from hell.  I just read an article my dad cut out of the paper that says it might be a flu.  According to Dr. G, I got the aids... thanks Dr, thanks for mocking my non existent sex life!  Its hard to get a fricken STD when there is no S in the first place.

But I am finally feeling better!  I can kinda breath through my nose and my aches and pains are going away.  It's kinda a good diet... I don't want to eat anything!   

So I had this great idea in the shower  (by the way, I get many great ideas in the shower, it's kind of like my thinking cap, but larger and wetter....wait, that sounded dirty....;)  )  Anyways, I decided that I should write a book.  I know, genius, right!!!!  I always have so many quirky story lines and weird characters that I should write a book.  Plus I really like to write... hence my new blog.  So, I am going to start a book soon and I hope you publish it.  You heard it here first folks....  my short awaited novel!

Ok, I'm off to bed.... I will update my lovely blog about my book... but for now... nighty night moon!

Vote for Jimmie!

So I guess I have a little campaign going on at the Sear's Optical in Medina! They have pins that say vote for Jimmy!! (True, they are for Jimmy John's subs, but it's still my name!) So I guess that means I am running for president! Sweet!

So if I were pres, what would I do? Well, I would make my minions love me by allowing gay marriage! LOL, ok maybe not, but I would get rid of taxes and sleep with lots of people! That should make everyone happy... hello, have you seen me? I'm way sexxy! That should make anyone happy!

Then I would give everyone a million bucks so everyone would stop whining about how broke they are. Then I would make my "Jimmie Government" CEO of exxon mobile so we could all drive a lot!

Ice cream makes people happy, maybe I would make a monthly ice cream social where we all eat ice cream... but then we would be the fattest country in the world... oh wait... we are! Snaps!

Oh, if only Jimmie were pres for a day....