So I guess I have a little campaign going on at the Sear's Optical in Medina! They have pins that say vote for Jimmy!! (True, they are for Jimmy John's subs, but it's still my name!) So I guess that means I am running for president! Sweet!
So if I were pres, what would I do? Well, I would make my minions love me by allowing gay marriage! LOL, ok maybe not, but I would get rid of taxes and sleep with lots of people! That should make everyone happy... hello, have you seen me? I'm way sexxy! That should make anyone happy!
Then I would give everyone a million bucks so everyone would stop whining about how broke they are. Then I would make my "Jimmie Government" CEO of exxon mobile so we could all drive a lot!
Ice cream makes people happy, maybe I would make a monthly ice cream social where we all eat ice cream... but then we would be the fattest country in the world... oh wait... we are! Snaps!
Oh, if only Jimmie were pres for a day....
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