I can't breath dammit!

So this is like day 7 of my cold from hell.  I just read an article my dad cut out of the paper that says it might be a flu.  According to Dr. G, I got the aids... thanks Dr, thanks for mocking my non existent sex life!  Its hard to get a fricken STD when there is no S in the first place.

But I am finally feeling better!  I can kinda breath through my nose and my aches and pains are going away.  It's kinda a good diet... I don't want to eat anything!   

So I had this great idea in the shower  (by the way, I get many great ideas in the shower, it's kind of like my thinking cap, but larger and wetter....wait, that sounded dirty....;)  )  Anyways, I decided that I should write a book.  I know, genius, right!!!!  I always have so many quirky story lines and weird characters that I should write a book.  Plus I really like to write... hence my new blog.  So, I am going to start a book soon and I hope you publish it.  You heard it here first folks....  my short awaited novel!

Ok, I'm off to bed.... I will update my lovely blog about my book... but for now... nighty night moon!