Where has the time gone!?!?

Ok kids,

So I know I have not written for like months but I swear this year is literally flying by! So here is what's new with my life! I have a new home, new job, new car and going back to school... and yes, basically in that order.

Lets start with new home... I moved in with Richard and things are going great! We are happily in love and blah blah blah ( I don't want to make you all vomit with how cute we are, but things are going amazingly...). Yeah, I miss Sear's Optical, but I moved on to greener pastures at JC Penney Optical and things are going great....plus I'm getting paid more. Third, poor Apollo was getting older and he was guzzling gas, so I downsized to a Hyndai Sonata.. which I love, but I really miss my SUV... this car is just a tad bit too small for my liking, but it gets amazing gas mileage!!! And lastly, I'm going to grad school in the fall to get a master's in Theology! Yes, you can probably call me Reverend Hudak soon enough!

My kids are still wonderful! (jack and will the dogs, if you are wondering). My sister is getting married, and I'm so glad she doesn't read this blog, because it has been nothing but a HUGE headache. Its in Cape Cod and its gonna be beautiful and its what she always wanted and it's gonna cost more than all my cars I ever bought... combined! I have to prostitute my body just to afford to stay at the hotel it's being held at! But if it will make her happy, then it's worth it... I think...

Tomorrow, Richard's parents fly in from Utah, and I'm really excited about it. They will be staying with us for about a week and I think it's wonderful! Yay!!

Well, that's about it for now... I'm off to watch some True Blood... that's right, holla! :)

Where is my power cord?

So a few years back I wrote a blog about shirts at the back of my closet, and how I just had moved and I felt all discombobulated and out of sorts but it all worked out for the the best...

Well this one is titled "Where is my power cord?" I feel more organized in this move and under way happier circumstances and for the most part things are going great. But I get something all set up and about to get it running... and I lost my power cord. For example... I just unpacked my desk top, connect everything, get the power strip ready, I am good to go and come to the realization I had left my main power cord at home...grr! And that is how I am kinda feeling now. I planned. I packed. I organized my life. I packed my kids. And I feel I'm ready to get this thing running smooth and I forgot my power cord! (That is speaking metaphorically, if you have not caught on yet).

Bumps... those crazy things. I like to hit them... and not slowly, but fast, where they kinda hurt, are not really fun, and damn did they do a number to my shocks. But I am now the wiser to take the next bump more slowly. But damn those bumps!

So here I am, I'm smart, and young and beautiful and have beautiful kids and a wonderful partner and I keep asking my self... now what? Has anyone seen my damn power cord?!?!

Oh, how the time flies....

Well hello kids....

Yes, I am quite aware that it has been about six months since I blogged last, but thank you for informing me. Oh, why yes, my life has been some what interesting, once again, thanks for asking...!

First off, this has been, hands down, one of the worst flu seasons I have had in YEARS!!! I have my third cold of the season, all with fever, congestion, cough and mucas. Yum delicious! I just hope I feel better soon.

So life it going very well for the doctor and I. It has been officially 11 months that we have been together. Wow, right!?! In the gay world that is like 5 years!! But things are going great! We have had a few ups and downs, but as soon as he realized I was right, things were golden again. Ok, I'm not Jesus, so I'm only right most of the time... But things are going well enough that I see a move-in happening quite soon. For which I am truly excited. I am really excited to open up another chapter of my life with Richard. He is an amazing person and I feel blessed that he is in my life. Oh by the way... I met his parents! I went out to Utah for Thanksgiving and they are amazing. He totally gets his sense of humor from his mother. And Utah is beautiful!

I decided to get my rear into gear and do something with me degree... so I'm going to grad school! I took my GRE in november and did decent. Decent enough to apply to the grad school I think I want to go to...which would be Walsh University. I am seriously considering getting a master's in Theology. I feel it would behoove me as a person and maybe open doors for me in which I think would have more meaning in my life. My only concern may be that I'm gay. It's a Catholic school... but it's a Christian school, and aren't Christians supposed to love everyone. We'll see, I guess.

My babies are wonderful! Almost 8 years old, oh how the time flies. I just had pictures with Santa taken and they are adorable... of course! I may be a bit biased, but they are my kids, and they are quite cute!

Kitty is engaged! Yay! So that makes two of the three siblings in my family engaged to get married. Now if it were only legal for us Mo's to get married... there might be a third!?!

So that is what is up in my neck of the woods. Tis a new year and I see an exciting year ahead of me.

The end (I really do not know why I just put that, but it seemed fitting, so I'm going to leave it!)

Friend Blog....

So I was once told that like most produce and fresh foods, friends sometimes come with expiration dates. I thought this ludicrous at first, but after my 28 years of living, I think this might be true... People come and people go, then people pop right back up again, but I truly believe they were brought into your life for a reason.

I just feel lately that I'm very disconnected with some of my friends. Ones that live far away and just around the corner. I feel like I'm losing grip on who my close friends are and if it's worth the effort.

I just feel like there is not enough time in the day to keep in contact with everyone I would like to keep in contact with, and even when you have really close friendships with someone, it just seems like over time, they can dwindle and even when you do talk to them, there seems to be not much to say, even though the world around yourself is changing.

I try to do my part... keep up with phone calls, facebook, email, even try to make dinner dates. Is it bad that I take it as a personal affront that some of my friends cancel on me.... again and again. Is it something is their or my conscience saying that our expiration date has or is about to arrive.

Sometimes I just want to give up on certain people, even though we have a history together. But it's hard trying to keep up with everyone's lives when it feels like they don't want to keep up with yours...

Hmmm.... food for thought.....

A Real Pain in the Ass... no pun intended....

Ok, so first and foremost, I would like to state that Mr. Hero is the devil.  Not really, because it is magically delicious, but because it also gave me explosive diarrhea. 

"Why the hell do we need to know that, Jimmie?"  Well good question... Because it is has been the center of my life for almost two weeks now!  Two Thursdays ago I thought it would be a grand idea to get Mr. Hero for lunch.  It was delicious, with their yummy waffle fries and the yummy cheese...  But it got me sick... very sick.  Sick enough to have such bad shits that I ripped me bum.  Thats right kids, Little Jimmie has a broken butthole!  I like to call it FB, short for flaming butthole.  And what NOT perfect timing.  I finally have a boyfriend that I can do dirty things with, but no, I'm broken!  (Thank God he is not only using me for my body, or I would be fucked... or not.... ) Thankfully he enjoys me for my intellectual mind and my witty banter!  

But though painful as this is (and I mean I pray to Baby Jesus every night for this nightmare to end... because seriously, I would not wish this upon my worst enemy!)  it is a little humorous.  I tend to be the butt of everyones jokes now.... literally!  Now I truly am a pain in the ass!  It got so bad I had to see a doctor and she had to put her finger up my butt.  I told her that usually someone buys me dinner before I let them do that.  Oh my, will the amusement never end!  

So in closing.  My words from the wise would be:  Careful what you eat, especially Mr. Hero, for though they may satisfy your loins for a brief moment... moments later they may tear open your asshole!  

And for those of you asking whether it was sex that did this  (Thank God after two years I finally got laid) the answer is no.  This happened at a later date and time from the "celestial awaking of the loinal gods." 

For real kids, I really am gay.. I do date guys!

Ok,  So I have had quite a few people wondering about my date(s).  So I thought, hello, I have technology, let me blog about it!  I know it has been a while, but Jimmie is busy and has had no social life till recently.

OK!  So here it goes.  Dr. Dick (and yes he is totally ok me/us calling him that!) texted me two Sundays ago.  We went out last Wed night and last Sunday.  Here is the scoop!!  The dates went GREAT!  I am still kind of in shock that there are smart, educated, witty gay men out there... I'm not alone... heyo!

We went to dinner both nights and talked... and talked and talked..  It was great!  His name is Dr. Richard Cowen and is a pediatric psychologist.  He teaches at Kent State, is part owner of a practice and is smart and a great conversationalist.  This one might be a keeper kids.  

So, we have the next few dates planned out, including Valentine's day.  Now, we both made it clear that we are not doing anything big, especially because we just started to see each other and do NOT want to rush into anything.  But I do have to say, this is the first time in like three years I have a date, I mean a real date, other than Jen.... though I love her, but she has a vagina, and we all know how I feel about those! So yes, I am quite excited to see where this goes. Though I do not want to jinx myself.  But Yay!!!

Things are going slow and we are not being very gay about things, and when I say gay, I mean we are not twinks trying to get our groove thang on.  He has been a gentleman, but even more amazing, so have I! :)  

So, needless to say, thank you everyone for being interested in this.  I know I don't date much and it is kinda nice to have something good to talk about.  I'm praying it keeps getting better!

All I want for Christmas is NOT my two front teeth, just a root canal!

So as of yet, December has been the costliest month to me this year, and possibly the past few years.  For some reason my money just seems to keep disappearing and my credit card is getting a very undeserved work out! 

So I was having dental problems and went in to get them checked.  I have tooth decay, about six cavities and I need a root canal and crown.  Oh, and I just saw my dentist 5 months ago... Obviously he missed something.  

So today I forked out half a grand to get my pearly whites back in shape and still need a root canal.  I wish I could have said that I don't brush or something for why I deserve this, but no.  I brush. I floss semi regularly.  I drink lots of water and cut back my sugar intake, but no.  I have about few grand worth of improvement to be done.  Thank God for dental insurance... hopefully it will cover some!

OK, I'm not bitching about my beautiful teeth.  Now let's talk about Christmas.  This is the season of love... and that's a great thing, because that is all I'm giving away this Christmas.  That and lap dances!  Get in line, kids!